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A nickname that was given to Kamala Harris after she got her start in her political career by having an affair with the mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown
“Hey man, who are you are gonna vote for in the election”
Not sure, but definitely not Willie Brown’s girlfriend
A ringer that goes off when you get near your girlfriend or when your girlfriend tells you they are somewhere. So they can go find you.
Oh my goodness my girlfriend ringer is going off right now.!
A legendary form of woman, who are already rare, which has sufficient knowledge of all memes and uses meme references. This form is also willing to be your girlfriend, but only found in Switzerland.
Oh my god! i got a Memer Girlfriend!
When your boyfriend don’t want to talk to you no more
“I’m dumping you, I have girlfrienditis”
Heissenberg's girlfriend: A girlfriend that is so eager to determine ,
with certainty, the state or position of your relationship, that she
will completely kill the momentum of the relationship to accomplish her
objective.
Susie wanted desperately to be married, but unfortunately she became a Heissenberg's Girlfriend and killed the momentum just before her boyfrend was about to propose.
May 16th- when you send your girlfriend a shirtless picture
Whats today?
Oh its national send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day
Thanks! Almost forgot
Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."
John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."