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Post your gf and show her how much you appreciate her and what she does for you. March 9th!!!
“Did you post your girl for National Girlfriend Appreciation Day?”
How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.
Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?
fred- No fr?
Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha
fred- Me too bro
“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night”
ateez san's gf is a beautiful (a bit stupid :D) girl from india named victoria kay. san loves her very much and they've been dating for a few months now.
ah victoria kay! yes that's ateez san girlfriend!
A rate type of girlfriend found only when eaten 250 kebabs in anywhere in the region of Memeland, Lithuania.
Person 1: just got a gamer girlfriend
Person 2: dang im the only one with no maidens now
Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.