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A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them
Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered
My appointment to hammer the daddy pipe is tomorrow. Wish me luck!
Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
To be banished from the forum(s) for a predetermined period of time, ranging from a couple days to permanently.
User 1: Hey dude, did you hear? Timmy got the mod hammer!
User 2: Aw, no way dude! That sucks!
A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.
"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"
Dude1: yo this chick just slid into my dms what do I say?
Dude2: just send her a hammer shot brah.
Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'
Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!