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When you get so happy that you want to throw everything into a pile, light it on fire, and then put out the fire.
Holy shit man i'm in a happy high right now.
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When in the '69' position under a woman, simply slide your nose into her vagina and start humming 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight" on her clit.
Holy fuck, I gave my broad a happy rhinoceros and almost lost my left nostril!
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When a person is too happy, others may get angry and wish to bring them down to their level. This is typically achieved with insults or physical violence.
She was too happy, so I punched her in the face.
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LOL it doesn't sound like tis possible does it? Well it's basically when you spend all day doing something SO awesome (usually with someone you have feelings for) that the next day when you go back to your normal life, you feel sad that every day can't be like that amazing day. The reason it's happy is because nothing "bad" happened. Something good happened that you wish would happen more often. It wears off within a few days or so, and is nothing that will last. What will last is your increased feelings toward the your "crush" so to speak.
Guy: Dude, how was yesterday with (insert lover's name here)?
Other Guy: It was amazing! I wish that everyday could be as amazing as yesterday. I've got bad case of Happy Depression.
Guy: Sucks man
Other Guy: IKR
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Taking a nap after having an orgasm.
Great sex always leads to a happy nappy.
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laughing in such an uncontrollable way that if your friend was to slap you in the face it wouldnt phase you. also, if one becomes "slap happy" it is extremely difficult for those surrounding him to control their laughter.
1. when john wasnt looking, i took a drink of his cup and when he finally noticed 10 minutes later, i became slap happy.
2. hey rich, i'm fucking slap happy. (rich in turn becomes slap happy)
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You reach into a girls pussy, grab the back wall and rip it inside out. Once it is hanging inside out you fresh it with liquid nitrogen. Then she does you up the ass with her frozen pussy.
A woman died last night because someone did a happy thomas to her
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