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clit block

the act of clogging someones clit with a large solid object

Jonny just clit blocked Olivia with a brick.

by don- the dime January 17, 2014

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Clit Blocking

When a male's friend refuses to allow a female from hooking up with his buddy.

Like O.M.G. Jenny, last night i was at the bar talking with his hot guy and his friend was totally "clit blocking" me.

by Alexander the Alexander October 8, 2010

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d block

"Beer Pong re-rack where you take the triangle and turn it sideways so there is a straight line of two then one to the side"

Ey yo cree lemme get that D Block

by EAstchapelhill May 20, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock blocking

the third type of blocking in football (when the game is on the line and you need to give the QB more time than run or pass blocks can allow) where a lineman pops a viagra, making sure the defender notices the easily identifiable buldge, so that said defender will lose all motivation to have any contact with the offender, giving up for the remainder of the play.

Cock blocking. *pushes right arm forward while left hand grabs genitals* Offense. 15 yard penalty. Repeat 4th down.

by Ian Wetzel September 18, 2004

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Ice-Block-Re-Block

"Icing" -- or "getting iced" -- is a frat star drinking game. The rules are simple: If a person sees a Smirnoff Ice, he or she must get down on one knee and chug it, unless they happen to be carrying their own Smirnoff, in which case they can "ice block," or refract the punishment back onto the attacker. However, an "Ice-block-Re-Block" is when the original attacker is in fact carrying two Smirnoff Ices and anticipates getting Ice-Blocked. In this scenario, both players must get down on one knee and chug it, hereby putting an end to the game (to avoid further blocking).

Me and my coworkers were away at the cottage this past weekend. Things got really intense when I tried blocking Enn's attempt to Ice me. It turned out he was ready for it and I fell victim to an Ice-Block-Re-Block.

by just_moose August 7, 2010

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cock blocked

when you're talking up a bitch and a male friend of hers or yours comes into the conversation.

I was just about to close the deal with her and some Dick comes over and cock blocked me.

by Joe Bru October 18, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock blocked

Preventing some unsuspecting moron from getting laid one night, or possible ever.

A kid walking with some chick in a parking lot gets soda thrown all over him by people driving by in a car. Therefore, he isn't getting any of that pussy that night. Or ever.

by Big Boss March 19, 2005

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