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A pirate who can melt women with a single glare from those heavily lined eyes. More specifically...Johnny Depp.
Heheheee...i was raped by Jack Sparrow and I enjoyed every minute of it!
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a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.
eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.
wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.
may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.
lumber jacks, they don't taste like lumber.
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A Jack Tard idiot is a cross between a Jack Ass and Tard. Jack tards are not responsible for their actions, although they should be. Usually mucking up things for the rest of society.
That Jack Tard took up two spaces in a car lot. Jack tards write checks in an express lane. Also, Jack tards don't know the difference between merging and yielding on a highway.
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The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.
If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.
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Jack Harries is a sexy Youtuber (JacksGap) from the UK and he makes Vlogs and random videos usually. He has a twin Finn Harries.
DAMN HE IS SO DAMN SEXY WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE.IT'S AMAZING BECAUSE HS A TWIN AND THAT MEANS DOUBLE SEXINESS. SEXY. SEXY.SEXY.SEXY IS WHAT HE IS. THANK YOU
person#1:Hey Did you watch Jack Harries new video
person#2:Yeah He was so damn sexy
Person#1: Let's go wacth him because he is so damn funny and a sexy beast :)
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A confused little boy, who is a wannabe DJ who is DJ Santii sidekick, he goes to little kids parties and perv over the boys, also he fancies his sexy sister.
This guy at school is a Gay Jack
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A Billy Joel song which is old but can still touch teens today. It's about struggle and bad luck, but the music with the lyrics is pretty well done. It will make you laugh but maybe also cry...
"Your sister's gone out, she's on a date... but you just sit at home, and masturbate..."
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