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Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house
Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.
when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis
‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’
where you jerk off to your partner’s media content and not to media content of other people.
yea bro i just had an ethical jerk to my girl
I just put this here to tell u I can do 4 strokes per second😹🙏
Super jerking is When u jerk so fast u break the sound barrier and can faze through things like flash
When u jerk off so fast u can’t feel your meat nomo. I can break the sound barrier
Super jerking is when u stroke 4 or more per second only the chosen can do it or - just horny niggas
At orgasm, you jerk your hand like your throwing a frisbee, which gets semen all over everything.
I frisbee jerked so hard it got under my bed