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Someone who acts generous during their hours on a work shift. However, they don’t act very civil during their own time outside of their occupation.
“Wow! I noticed Kyle dosen’t seem nice most of the time. But, when he is a work. He behaves well, & is very friendly. He definitely is a “Closet Jerk”
Used for emphasis in a similar way as “on jah” or “on god,” but with even more emotion/urgency
“I swear on my nans and that’s ON JERK”
Any girl that lives in Columbia thats a freak or gets freaky when drunk!
I meet this Columbia jerk at a party last and she was all up on me!
When you cannot finish jerking off after ten minutes straight
Bro I just had an endless jerk. I managed to watch an entire episode of an anime before finishing.
A cool nerd; An intellectual with an edge; A person who exhibits book smarts, street smarts and sarcasm all rolled into one; A witty person who knows how to handle themself in the streets, the classroom, workplace, and pretty much any setting they encounter.
That dude must be a nerdy jerk because he's super smart and really cool.
A studious street person can be considered a nerdy jerk.
That nerdy jerk always has something sarcastic and witty to say.
Think: Stringer Bell from The Wire; Stefan Urquelle from Family Matters
Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move
I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos
Noun. Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
Bruh! Why’d you take a screenshot of me? I hope you don’t put me in your jerk book? Wdym Jerk book? It’s Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.