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the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less
Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”
Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
Another name for Gianfranz
Gianfranz is a fortfuck
Jesus: 'Did you hear Johnny Ferret watched porn in class?'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'
A line from the horror movie "The Shining". It became so popular everybody started using it. It is said by the actor Jack Nicholson.
Guy 1: I heard someone knocking on the door.
*Opens door*
Guy 2: Here's Johnny!
Guy 1: Fuck you asshole!
To be Johnny Tambourine you have to get absolutely black out drunk and be an absolute liability. Although you may be entertaining to your friends it doesn’t matter because you can’t remember most of the night
Mate I got so fucked last night I went full Johnny tambourine
Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long
Johnny is a synonym for nobody or an unimportant person.
In this sentence, they tell nobody to go home.
LISA: The Painful OST - Go Home Johnny