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An average lady is an amazingly powerful woman, with a fresh strong personality and a dust of mistery. An average lady is kind of a women with superpowers.
<<She's not an average lady, she is fucking crazy!>>
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A woman's lady parts or special spot
Blerg,my lady pikachu is itchy!
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Lady Sheriff ley-dee sher-if
noun.
1. female who dominates in all aspects of life
2. Officer of the law
verb.
3. to take full advantage of a boy in a sexually aggressive manner; hook-up
Did you see insert name of lady sheriff take insert name of lucky boy home from the bar!? She was definitely going to lady sheriff him.
I would like to borrow that lady sheriff's handcuffs.
Woah that girl is wearing a scrunchie? She is NOT a lady sheriff.
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A phenomenon in which the focus enjoyed by a domestic animal becomes preempted by a life event experienced by his or her owners. Particularly applicable in the case of a dog initially beloved by a married couple but later relegated to the position of second fiddle upon the birth of a first child, other variants may include single owners with new romantic relationships, owners accepting more demanding jobs, etc. Derived from the 1955 film Lady and the Tramp, the first mainstream picture to raise public awareness of the issue.
Homeowner #1: I wonder why Sally's dog has been barking so much lately.
Homeowner #2: Probably lonely, since Sally has been staying at her new boyfriend's every night.
Homeowner #1: Wow, that little floozy completely Lady and the Tramped her.
Jane: How is Winston doing these days?
Tom: Winston? Who's Winston?
Jane: Um... your dog?
Tom: ...?
Jane: The English bulldog you adopted seven years ago?
Tom: ...?
Jane: You always used to talk about him before you and Betty had the twins last year?
Tom: Oh, that's right! I think he's in the backyard. Or at the groomer's. I know I saw him when we left for the hospital. Or maybe it was the week before that...
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A slur who is upsessed with penis up to the point where they would date a fifty-year-old nigga to get some.
Sometimes they try and substitute penises for hot dog or a finger when they got no bar or dill does but it just won't satisfy.
This person will be constantly thinking about cocks and even draw them everywhere suck as test papers or text messages. These people are usually wemon or gay.
This can also be used as an insult when someone has no other way of losing virginity and becoming a savage.
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A female fuck buddy, or the mistress of a married person.
James has a fancy lady, hope his wife doesn't find out
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