Half-Life is about a guy, Gordon Freeman. He went to Black Mesa and worked at the test chamber, something went wrong, aliens started comming and trying to destroy Black Mesa. Your job is to go to the surface and meet up with Milatary Forces. But the government ordered the Milatary to kill the aliens, but also the workers of Black Mesa! Your next job is to go to Lamba Complex and telaport to Xen to destroy the big boss!
Fight all the aliens like Headcrabs, Vortigaunts, Zombies, Soldiers, and more enemies you will face, get weapons to defend yourself and save Black Mesa from the Xen Wildlife. This is Half-Life!
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A game that horny 9 year olds play while ruining unique things by including them in their little shit gacha life music videos. It is a rip off of anime, full cringe, and has no amusement.
I caught my 9 year old niece masturbating to gacha life porn, so I gave him a purple eye and a bloody nose.
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the meaning of life is to question lifes meaning despite the fact that its true meaning cannot possibly by revealed while one is living - therefore its meaning is and always will be unknown as long as we continue to live and possibly beyond
how can anyone know what the meaning of life truly consist of until one can observe it from an outside point of view?
for that possibility to occur - one must be somewhere else
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similar to suck at life, but substantially worse.
1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society, any attempts at talent, and often any attempt to breathe.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
1. a lesmouches is a natural.
2. guy1: I like Nine Inch Nails! guy2: you fail at life!
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While you are playing COD4 "Call of Duty 4" online and one of your friends is at your house you and you switch off controllers after a player dies. An "angel life" is when you take an extra life after you die so you get another turn before you pass the controller.
"Hey Joe, I'm going to take an 'angel life' because I'm on killing streaks.
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Semen... the liquid used to attempt to fertilize the egg of a woman or mammal.
Tiger Woods ruined his career by spreading his life juice around to people other than his wife.
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