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A cat that meows excessively, often in a persistent or repetitive manner. The term is used to describe a feline that vocalizes loudly or frequently, whether to demand attention, food, or simply because it's in the mood to chat. A "Meow Machine" is typically known for being especially talkative, sometimes making it hard to ignore.
See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meowler, Meowing friend, Munchkin, Napper, Nooch, Nookie, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussy, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.
"I can’t get any work done with this Meow Machine around—she’s been meowing non-stop for no reason!"
Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....
That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...
A carpentry term-
Definition-when a drill and small drill bit is used by drilling a series of close together horizontal holes in a line probing drywall for wall studs.
“The centres are out on the wall, Joey was machine gunning fourteen inches just to find a stud”
The act of posting multiple times on a bulletin board in order to hit a post number target before your fellow avatars
Example 1
Poster 1 -
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Take teh bu%%er Hammy"
"Too late - 10000 is mine!"
Poster 2 - "You machine gunning tw@!"
Example 2
BB Poster 1 : "I see post 250000 is coming up on the THUS thread"
BB Poster 2 : "Aye - i'm gonna machine gun that fecker"
A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.
Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!
The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.
Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part
Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one