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Curly Monkey

When someone is being a pain to handle.

Don't you think Emilia is a total Curly Monkey.

by Montague_Sun October 18, 2021


Monkey Ammo

A term referring to the poop that monkeys throw.

"If you don't shut up, I am going to use my monkey ammo!"

"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."

"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."

"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."

by AumoeLooure January 19, 2012


monkey powder

MDMA. Powder that turns you into a monkey.

Yeah mate, stack up on the monkey powder, it's always fun watching you sitting in a corner gurning to yourself...

by occamsrazor42 November 19, 2010


Yeet Monkey

When you allow your animalistic tendencies to take over, regardless of advice you’ve been given by outside sources, and completely going against all better judgements.

“I can’t believe he still did it.”

“Bro, 10/10 did not recommend but he’s a yeet monkey, always going in full send!

by Rockseex3 September 4, 2022


krunker monkey

the term Krunker Monkey is what you call someone when you want to call them a faggot or the n-word, or any other slur, so you call them a Krunker Monkey

go back to where you came from you Krunker Monkey

by Xahm is sexy February 27, 2022


dongle monkey

A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.

Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.

by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018


artic monkeys

Mispelling of the band Arctic Monkeys, you probably seen it at least once in your life time.

Makes you want to roll your eyes and laugh your ass off.

In a comment section...
A: I love Artic Monkeys, they are the star of indie rock bands!
B: Artic Monkeys is so cool
C: I wish Artic Monkeys is telling us the release date of AM7 soon.

Person X: IT'S ARCTIC MONKEYS, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!

by thequeeenisdead February 12, 2022