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An "offer" introduced in the preceding months by those fools at Subway, a US submarine sanswich franchise.To be quite honest, this is one of the most insipid names for a deal that any marketing department has ever created. I'm sorry, but what the fucking hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you motherfucking kiding me? Any fifth-grader can realize that "five-dollar footlong" sounds like an offer to take a pecker for five dollars. What the hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you going to ask me if I want some mayonaise on that shit? Old bitch-ass motherfuckers. This is just destined to create misunderstanding, as follows:
Anonymous Agent #1: Hey man, I'm hungry as a motherfucker. You wanna get something to eat?
Anonymous Agent #2: You could go to Subway and get a five-dollar footlong.
Anonymous Agent #1: What are you saying about me, son? You saying I like dick?
Anonymous Agent #2: (Confused) What? Nah, man, I'm just saying that Subway has a 12" sandwich for only $5.
Anonymous Agent #1: Fuck you, man. I don't take no shit. (pulls a nine)
Anonymous Agent #2: What the fuck, man?! Why you pullin' the gat?
Anonymous Agent #1: And this is for that "double-whopper" jive you were pulling of me last week, you punk bitch. (Shoots Anonymous Agent #2)
Anonymous Agent #2: (Crying) What the fuck, man? I was just trying to help, son...
Anonymous Agent #1: That's right, cry like the little bitch that you are...
Anonymous Agent #2: WHY SUBWAY?! WHY...?!
Conclusion: Subway ruins lives.
Thank you for your time.
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works exactly like a high five but backwards(hands start together and move apart, making absolutly no noise). most appropriately used when someone says something omega lame shortly after giving them a high five
also to be used after giving a terribly limp high five
created by: connor and alex while standing in line at knotts berry farm
*hands clap in high fiving effort*
alex: that was complete crap we need to un high five and do it again.
connor: agreed
lucky: i love you alyssa
alyssa: i love you too
*alyssa and lucky high five*
lucky: that girl is hot!!
alyssa (crying): the only way i can feel better is if you un high five me
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Hey, did you hear that new song by those five gay guys?
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The crisp high-five is a high-five that stings a little and was invented by Sean sutton
Man dude that was a crisp high-five
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a girls ass so big it would take 5 mules to pull it.
Check out that girl over there, thats a five mule kart.
Katie has a five mule kart.
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a game by Mairusu Paua
person 1: i played five nights in anime
person 2: how is it?
person 1: good
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Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.
"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."
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