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Jordan’s are AMAZING people and are the best boyfriends. He is cute, funny, smart, and knows how to make a girl smile. He’s a bad singer but tries to be funny about it. Jordan’s can get an attitude sometimes but, if your his true friend he’ll forgive you. Jordan’s are very kind but are not afraid to throw punches. He will do anything he can to help out and will without a doubt fight for the ones he love. If your in a relationship with a Jordan, then your honestly the luckiest person alive. Jordan is an amazing person overall!
Dudette 1: Oh who’s that cute boy over there?
Dudette 2: Oh that’s Jordan!
Jordan girls can be 2 faced. They will fake friend you and act like your the whole world to them. They are homophobic but act like they are gay 247. They are rude and not worth your time. They will be super nice in the begging but once you "do something wrong" they will forget all about you and then just act like you don't even exist.
Bro jordan is so rude
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1) The Holy River in which Jesus was Baptized.
2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
Them: What happened between you and Jordan?
Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
An absolute nigger faggot with puffy hair and he is super tall. White like mayo and trash at fortnite
That Jordan guy's gf is a total muslim. She stanky
Jordan is typically a dumb cunt, Is the SSO and will stop at nothing to tell everyone he’s the SSO when In uniform Jordan stinks and can not wear it properly.
Ugh I just got cancer, ahh well atleast my names not Jordan
Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan
Wow dude do you know Jordan right?
Oh yeah! Jordan! The person with the massive dick
Jordan is usually i person you most of the time don’t want to fuck with, considering he is a big liar, very toxic, and don’t give a fuck about nobody but himself. But don’t get me wrong he can be a sweetie when he wants to, he knows how to spoil his girl and i guess somewhat treat her right. But most of you need a jordan in your life.
Oh my gosh there goes Jordan!!