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When your head drops suddenly from dozing off
I had a mean nap jerk during math class
The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.
John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.
Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.
"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."
"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
When you jerk off but piss before cumming
I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her
It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.
The brother and sister shit just isn't doing it tonight. Time to mercy jerk it to some hentai.