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When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.
I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.
When someone you know turns out to be gay and tells you he is really into assbumping. This refers to the colliding of 2 mountains. Als refers to the movie Brokeback Mountain.
Ho-lee-fuck, did you hear Bert pulling a mountain collide yesterday?
the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.
mountain dew black label was the rain.
When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other
Not hungry babe? How about the Jamaican meat mountain ?
Slang for when someone tries to justify a decision they made by giving a superficial meaning to their actions that doesn't make any sense, and/or is typically so transparent it's obvious to see that there was no thought put into said decision.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the new rims on Alex's honda civic? He said he gets like +50 horsepower from them!
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud
I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.