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I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.
That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.
When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.
I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !
Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.
Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.
A response to someone's foolishness or weirdness or exaggeration. As if they "must be smoking something" (in a pipe. Hardcore.)
"Dude, it occurred to me today: have you ever looked at your hands? I mean, really? Up close?"
"Bro, you're piping it. Seriously. Do you need a nap?"
A three way sexual encounter with two males and one female involving copious amounts of "eh's" and the participants complimenting each other throughout. There must also be a container of Maple Syrup present. Does not necessarily have to take place on Canadian soil.
Sharron told her sorority sister that she really hopes Paul and Lester Canadian peace pipe her in her dorm room after the kegger.
Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds
Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.