when your taking a shit and all off the sudden you fart when shits about to come out and it jet propels it self really fast out of your ass
Phil was taking a shit when all of the sudden a rocket poop put a streak mark in the toilet
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The mystery of the final destination of squirrel poop has been solved. Everyone has seen those cute little squirrels sitting up on their haunches nibbling on some little nugget of unspecified food source. The ravenous squirrel is actually eating his own poop. The lifespan of squirrel poop is very short. (probably about 3-5 seconds from butthole to squirrel mouth)
I'm not really sure, but I think that squirrel just ate his own squirrel poop!
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watery shit. varies in color depending on what you ate. it varies on temperature depending on what you ate.
oh man, my liquid poop burns cause i ate taco bell.
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A college roommate that violates toilet etiquette by taking enormously large shits that permeate throughout the room and, many time, clog the toilet. This kid usually loses friends due to his incessant toilet tradgedies.
You know he clog the toilet, you know he do it big. We up in this bitch with the poop kid. Everybody: poop kid, poop kid.
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1. Exclamation
2. Awsome tshirt from the whitest kids u know
3. BALLS MADE OF POO
1. "WHOLY POOP BALLS!!"
2. (u find it on youtube)
3. POOP BALLS
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A burning sensation from your poop after eating any spicy food.
That spicy burrito gave me fire poop
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