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Arnold fucking cumming at the gym
The greatest feeling you can get in the gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym, is, the pump.
Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing into your muscles, and that's what we call the pump.
Your muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode and it's really tight it's like someone's blowing air into your muscles it just blows up and it feels different. It feels fantastic.
It's ehh as satisfying to me as "Cumming" is, you know as ehh having sex with a woman and Cumming.
And so can you believe how much I am in heaven?
I'm like eh getting the feeling of Cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming, backstage when I pump up when I pose out in front 5000 people, I get the same feeling. So I'm Cumming day and night! I mean it's terrific, right? Ahaha, so you know I am in heaven!
When the night before a concert or big event, you get "pumped and crunk",meaning you drink energy drinks,stay up,"party hard",do stuff youll regret,ect.
Simply its a "before party".
Boy1:Yo dude,are you Pumped&Crunk before the Warped Tour tommorow?
Boy2:HELLZYEAH LETS GO DRINK SOME MORE MONSTER AND ROCKSTAR!!!oh yeah and bang some unattractive chicks!
A term used to define a non Persian man who desires the life of a greased up sex jigalo, although in reality he is your average middle aged white man
Look over there that dudes a total Persian pump , poor dude is never getting laid
Three pump phill is the name for a man that can only satisfy himself leaving his mrs to sort herself out
Omg my husband is a three pump Phil
A pump bottom is a chromosomal XY “male” who prefers lying in the supine position with erect phallus facing upward. “He” necessitates the sexual partner (a chromosomal XX “female”) to be vaginally mounted on “he/his” fully engorged penis, participating in a rigorous sexual act until “he/him” reaches orgasm. Simultaneous orgasm is an added benefit.
A Pump Bottom is truly fulfilled when engaging with a compatible “Power Top.”
While on the couch, Marie got on top of Bobby to have sex. As a Pump Bottom, Bobby planted both of his feet firmly on the floor to engage his entire body to thrust into Marie ever so harder and harder until they both climaxed.
When you fuck with Amazon prime on in the background
Want to come over to prime and pump tonight?
dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)
when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔