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The name given to a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.
Mate I'm feeling much better, managed to get a quick recovery pump last night.
When the night before a concert or big event, you get "pumped and crunk",meaning you drink energy drinks,stay up,"party hard",do stuff youll regret,ect.
Simply its a "before party".
Boy1:Yo dude,are you Pumped&Crunk before the Warped Tour tommorow?
Boy2:HELLZYEAH LETS GO DRINK SOME MORE MONSTER AND ROCKSTAR!!!oh yeah and bang some unattractive chicks!
During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.
“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”
stop what you are doin like swearin or cussin
wooooooah pump the brakes on the wordich
Dave Archibald’s advice to avoid unwarranted fun
Pump the brakes. Malik Cunningham is Michael Bishop to Lamar Jackson
When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.
Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?
Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!
Bro 1: Dude.
"Oscar the pump god" or his full name Oscar Fraire Vidriales is religiously believed to be the son of "Jehovah" also known as "god the father". He is also religiously believed to be the brother of the lord and savior "Jesus christ". He also started his own religion thousands of years ago that is called "PumpGodism
Oscar the pump god is the son of jehovah
Oscar the pump god is the brother of jesus christ