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Being powered through the consumption of illegal substances (snacks) and doing naked pushups late into the night powered directly through snacks!
Me: I hear your interested in teamwork so how about a session of snack powered push ups!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!
when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.
yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.
when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.
yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.
To take Ketamine or GHB, not sure which 1 exactaly , someone help.
i wanted to push the tempo before my first class.
After consuming a sufficient quantity of salmon and müesli, a Norwegian’s stool will reach a firm, concrete-like consistency that allows them to initiate an ancient medical ritual known as the Oslo Push.
The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.
The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.
Olaf- “I am so stressed about my final exams that I’ve caught a cold.”
Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”
Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”
We Pushing 🅱️addie 💯
We Pushing 🅱️eautifulness 💯
We pushing 🅱️oldness 💯
We pushing 🅱️ravery 💯
A dude: what do pushing 🅱️ Mean??
A girl: something that is better than how y’all niggas are in this world😌