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A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
1. noun: creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.
2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.
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1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."
2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"
Projectile queefing, aerosol whipped topping into your partners face.
Then I whipped queefed all over his face.
A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.
Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
Synonym for Chug Jug item in the video game Fortnite
Hey I’m man I’m low and health you got shields or a Queef Juice?
When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus
Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin
When you decide to have too many burger king cheeseburgers, you decide to queef in your baby mamas face while calling her sweet lady by queen while stoned to shit.
"Me and my wife got into an argument so i pulled a good ol' burger queef on 'er." -Guahabi D.