Road Cones

Road Cones is when a women has enormously large breasts and they are shaped in the form of traffic cones. The term is derived or found when a male or group of males walks down a street, hallway, etc. and they see a women who is gifted with the present of "Road Cones" They stop in their tracks as if they have just walked about a construction site.

Causes>>>

1) May be due to a wrong shaped bra.

2) Spending too much time in the geometry class room.

3) Losing a fight with the household cleaning appliance........ "THE VACCUM!!"

Dude check out the Road Cones on that Lady. I would love to enter in on her construction site.

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yellow brick road

Taking tea bagging to another level by placing your balls on someones face and proceding to drag them all over another face.

kid: yo dude what happend to lisa the other night she woke up saw a vid of the previous night and ran out crying.

kids2: lol i fucking did the yellow brick road on that hoe.

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Road Warrior

The act or art of masterbaiting while opperating a moving automobile

A Highway Reststop is a Great Place for a Road Warrior to clean up after a hard nights battle

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Road Warrior

A Sexual Maneuvre used in the missionary position. The male takes the woman around the thigh's and rev's them up like a motorcycle. He then proceeds to making engine noises.

"I'm feeling dangerous"
"We Could do a Road Warrior"
"What's that?"
"... brrrrrrrm"

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down the road

When a guy quits or gets fired from a construction job, his new status is "down the road"

"Where's Bill today?"
"Down the road."

"Since when?"
"Since he didn't show up for work Monday morning. The boss had to let him go."

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Yellow Brick Road

"Walking down the Yellow Brick road" is when one person pees on the floor and then makes someone else walk in the pee bare foot!

Ey yo walk down my yellow brick road

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Blackwater ROAD-kill

Refers to being or becoming a “Victim” of a “Drive-by-shooting”, “Gang related Shooting” –or- Highway “Road-rage” whereas armed shoot-outs results in a casualty or fatality.

Origins: A term derived by the private security company employed in IRAQ know as “Blackwater Security” in honor of their practice of randomly shooting at anything –or- anyone that gets “Too CLOSE”.

Use Examples:

The gangster was Blackwater ROAD-kill.

If you don’t clean-up your driving, you’re going to end up as Blackwater ROAD-kill.

Because he was at the wrong place at the wrong time, he was Blackwater ROAD-kill.

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