Hipster shower
I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.
I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldnโt get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.
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What you do when you are about to jerk tf off.
He went into the bathroom to turn the shower on.
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When a man or women eats the others arse in the shower
Leanne and sweetpea had a good bit of Shower-Time last night, it was a mess.
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Shower bath meaning when you have had the worst day, but you still have to make your kids dinner so you plug the drain during your shower to get a break...From life.
Mom: I'm gonna go and take a shower bath
Husband: Your day was really that bad
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An insult used by scousers to skit people from Birkenhead. It is the act of cleaning yourself over the sink, rather than getting in the shower.
I didn't have time for a shower this morning, had to have a birko shower.
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The act of scooping 5 ladles of gravy onto an individual's hair in order to maximize flow-volume
Bro 1: Dude-man, how did you get your flow to thick and shiny?
Bro 2: Come on dawger, I clearly took a gravy shower!
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Lazy showers : lazy students who don't study.
Ms.alymer:" You lazy showers ,take out your books."
Students:"laugh"
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