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To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.
Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?
Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.
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Hipster shower
I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.
I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.
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When your significant other likes being showerd in cum by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonators party!
"Dude check out that guys wife she sure love's her star showers!"
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Having sex on the down low . Friends with benefits. Hooking up.
Nah man, we ain’t dating. We just shitting the shower.
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an uncomfortable shower in a bathroom fully carpeted floors walls even the bathtub
guy 1 dude sorry i just got out of my carpet shower
guy 2 what!?
guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted
guy 2 oh god
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When your girl is deepthroating so hard that she's gonna puke.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.
Yo, I just did the confetti shower to my girl, it was lit.
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A golden shower involving only black men.
Tyrone: Yo, wanna give that bitch a coffee shower?
Jayquellan: Of course my nigga. I was needin' a piss anyway.
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