A midget who has intellectual disabilities.
You: Did you see that wee-tard?
Friend: No, where?
You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.
A Liberal who gets defensive and irate when talking about renewable resources.
These green-tards think you can break physics law of conservation..
Blackout King. Eyes barely opened but still he wants more. MILF Hunter.
Oh THAT Casey?! The Bar Tard? Don’t leave him alone with your mom.
Someone who does both sus and retarded things at the same time.
Guy 1: *moans audibly for no reason*
Guy 2: Yo can you stop acting like a sus-tard?
Someone who's appearance and stank shall not be endured within the distance of 43.67 royal cubits, but also is mentally stunted to such a degree that the special class looks like Oppenheimer's team.
That minger tard Jacob Gardener came into the club thinking he was hot shit, but he got laughed out by the $5 hookers and the slews. A few minutes later, the US's ARG showed up thinking there was a nuclear contamination in his wake.
A certain type of denizen of the more rural areas in Florida, known for their lack of both hygeine and intelligence.
That toothless swamp tard at the mini mart couldn't figure out how to make change for a dollar when I bought a pack of gum!