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welcome to the final test

welcome to your final test im mrbeast you can scraped the s since i never miss a beat

welcome to the final test is the first line of MR BEAST

by when you bottom text February 19, 2023


Pencil Test

Scientific Test to determine how saggy a womans breasts are. The Test comes in two parts

Firstly if you place a pencil on the underside of a womans breasts, if the nipple resides below the pencil then the breast is officially saggy. This is where a plastic surgeon would agree a lift would be required.

Secondly there is a saggy scale based on number of pencils that can be held under the breast whilst she is sat.

1 pencil = saggy mom tits
2 pencils = deflated granny tits
3 pencils = witch tits

4 pencils = completely ruined tits
5 pencils = empty bags

I would recommend using the Pencil Test to understand if breast augmentation is even required

by VeryVisionary May 28, 2024


Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.

by AnctRome November 26, 2020


DLA Test

Inspired by the Bechdel Test which measures women's representation in films, the DLA Test measures violence in movies. A story passes the DLA test when the hero doesn't kill any other character nor is violence the solution. It does not require the total absence of violence; the hero and others may have to deal with violence but brutal vengeance is disqualifying. Pixar films and Rom-Coms easily pass the DLA Test whereas nearly every superhero story fails.

Gran Torino is an excellent film where the hero martyrs himself. But his architected violence means it fails the DLA Test. It's too bad so many great movies fail the DLA Test, but maybe that says something about our violent culture.

by Corpania October 1, 2021


DA GAUNTLET TEST

A GRIFFIN GANG TEAM TEST TRADITION CREATED BY SOME ANONYMOUS GRIFFIN THAT ROBERT MICHAEL GRIFFIN HAD TO PULL THREW AND NOBODY KNEW TILL IT NEVER ENDS AND IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS...🪵🪓

"BIG Milo I FINALLY FINISHED DA GAUNTLET TEST, THAT WAS EASY KID. I ONLY DIED 3 TIMES!!"

by August 1, 2024


The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.

Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.

by Someone who misses their balls September 7, 2020


nose test

When a woman or man is giving oral sex and is able to swallow the male member in her or his mouth until their nose touches the stomach of the person they are conducting oral sex on .

She performed the Nose Test with one attempt.

by VyStar November 22, 2021