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When a man attempts the "pull out" method of contraception but waits too long before pulling out. The man ejaculates just as his penis is removed and bathes the woman's "clam", as is often done on Long Island.
I told him to pull out and not get any one me, but instead the schmuck gave me a Long Island clam bath.
Fuck dude, I gave her a Long Island clam bath, I hope she's not pregnant.
I waited too long, gave her the old Long Island clam bath.
The Rhode Island Super Soaker entails flipping a partner upside down, and inserting water or another beverage into their asshole, and swiftly punching them in the stomach. this causes a fountain of the liquid to spew from the victim's anus at considerable speed
"yea man, my girl told me that she wanted some freaky shit in the bedroom, so i gave her a Rhode Island Super Soaker."
When an individual farts under the blankets and then uses his or her arm/legs to raise the blankets slightly, then lets gravity force the dirty air into the face of the unsuspecting bed partner. Unlike the Dutch oven, the blankets never get pulled over the head of said unsuspecting partner.
Jimmy blew a wicked smelly fart and then sent the coney island sea breeze into Marthas face.
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When A vagina Smells so bad, it reminds you of the Staten Island Dump..The smell Lingers on you for days.
I took This girl home last night from the bar and man her pussy smelt like the staten island dump, IT was like Staten island dump pussy.I almost passed out from the odor. Dirty Garbage smells better then that.
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Also known as Haida Gwaii, the Queen Charlotte Islands are an archepelago off of the coast of British Columbia. The Islands are accessable via a ferry from the mainland.
The Queen Charlotte Islands have been logged, but the forests on Moresby island remain mostly intact.
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A completely unoriginal school filled with boring idiots roaming the halls and outside courtyard. Everyone in this school listens to rap and and smokes weed and drinks and pops pills just to escape the boringness but unfortunately it isn't successful. This is your average school with sluts dieing for attention from every conceivable human being in sight, 85% of the guys in this school try out or play football while the other 15% play some other sport and they are all concerned with nothing more then steroids and lil wayne's new rap album. They all wear abercrombie clothes, follow fads like communists and avoid originality like the plague. Your usual day consists of some local cum dumpsters going to the front office for a dress code violation while making as big a scene as possible to attract as much attention as they possibly can. It also consists of Higher-Middle class white kids who act like their life is incredibly hard and no one understands them. Probably about 1 fight a week between guys who's dads have left them since they were 5 years old and want to take their anger out on the world. This school consits of the following races: Blacks, white people who want to be black, asians who want to be black and mexicans who want to be black.
Lucy: "Hey you want to go at Fleming Island High School?
Tammy: "Nah i dont think i want to end up as a crack whore."
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When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.
I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.
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