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A shit hole full of racist teachers and their irrelevant excuses. On call is a bag of shit when the teacher calls a member of staff and by the time they get to your classroom you are hiding in the bathroom on your phone
Welcome to the University of Birmingham School we talk about our private lives and how we’re adopted from two gay males
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The answer to life, the universe, and everything is... 42.
"All right," said Deep Thought. "The answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes...!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
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da crib university has two definitions:
people who dont go to college but just chill at home
or does who go to a near by college
friend: hey bruh where you go to at
me: i go to da crib university where we dont go to school but chill at the crib where drink, smoke and bullshit
friend: hey do you go to that school ova there
me: yeah
friend: damn you i didn't you went to da crib univeristy
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After graduating university, post university depression occurs after realising things are not going the way you planned them to, you have signed on to job seekers allowance cus u cant find a job, your friends have one more year at university and rub it in your face because you havent, ur other friends have settled into a steady career after working there way up from apprentices, you vent ur anger and frustrations through other channels rather than going out on a Monday Evening and drinking ur troubles away! U have no 1 special in ur life cus u spent the last 3/4 years enjoyin the singledom and the benefits it has at University!
Im suffering from a severe case of P.U.D! P.U.D
I graduated last summer, I have no job and no money, I wish I could go back Post University Depression
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Formerly known as Baldwin-Wallace College. BW is a small liberal arts college in Berea, Ohio, which is home to beautiful parks and lakes. Unfortunately, aside from the parks, Berea offers very little except a club called "Wing Warehouse" where students punish their livers with copious amounts of alcohol.
The curriculum at BW focuses heavily on liberal arts and offers many unique classes. One such class is the innovative (and required) course called "Enduring Questions for an Intercultural World" which is widely regarded as a "big fucking waste of time." A BW student is also required to take multiple health and physical education classes because fuck you that's why.
Additionally, BW is home to a world-class conservatory of music, which houses one of the leading Musical Theater programs in the country. And those Musical Theater kids won't ever let you fucking forget it. Despite a shiny new conservatory building, the Musical Theater students still prefer to rehearse their songs in any space that is not a practice room. Campus cafes, dining halls, dorm lobbies, you name it! - there are sure to be Musical Theater students screaming their rendition of "Seasons of Love."
BW is also home to many other notable programs, and has been making headlines around the country for the business, education, and neuroscience programs, and (most recently) for being home to an ecstasy-producing drug lab.
Coe Lake sure is pretty, though.
"Hey, I heard there was a huge drug bust at Baldwin Wallace University!"
"To be fair, drugs are really the only way to cope with those Musical Theater students."
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In an episode of South Park, John Edward the "psychic" (not to be confused with John Edwards the politician) was nominated for the Biggest Douche In The Universe award by Stan.
Near the end of the show a ship full of aliens landed on the set of John's tv show and congratulated him for being nominated before taking him on a trip to another planet for the intergalactic B.D.I.U. awards ceremony. John Edward wound up winning the title of "Biggest Douche In The Universe" despite repeated protests that he wasn't a douche. Edward beat out several other nominees, including an alien who was literally a giant living, breathing douche bag with a nozzle and everything!
"I'M NOT A DOUCHE!!!"--John Edward
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The largest daycare in America.
Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.
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