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FUCKING AMAZING new cd by the band My Chemical Romance.
Everyone should by My Chemical Romance's new cd The Black Parade.
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When a black person gets irrationally pissed over something soo small and pointless.
Black guy is in line behind a white guy at the coffee shop. The black man asks for what he was having. When the black man gets his drink, he relaizes the white man got more foam on his. so the black man goes all BLACK RAGE on the cashier. "THIS IS SOME RACIST SHIT!! WHY'D THE CRACKER GET MORE FOAM THAN I DID?!?!?!"
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The greatest human being on earth....
You're not as cool as Jack Black
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A sexual act were a black chick is giving head to a guy while taking it in the back as she give two people handjobs
damn yo that chick looked like a hawk when we did that shit. Booya Black Hawk!!!
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black metal is said to derive from Venom, but Venom's "Black metal" has hardly something in common with bm. Black metal is also said to be the darkest and heaviest metal style. The real point is that black metal doesn't really aim to be heavy ( black metal and death metal is surprisingly very often mistakenly defined ) and dark. Bm is one of these metal styles that contain so many substyles that it should be divided into seperate sorts. ex.g. - Finntroll and Darkthrone are put together into the bm family, but there are as different to each other as for example old Anathema and new Anathema. The comprehension of the black metal "generally" style is a matter of knowledge of that sort of music. It's not always quick, primitive riffs playing in 100 repeats, it's not only quick drums with the snare drum on the foreground, and the vocal is not only screech. Black metal is a set of many substyles, and the style is, imo, in the big family of metal the only that can't be really defined. Black metal can be quick, and if it is quick, it's quicker than Thrash/Speed metal. It can be wild, and if it is wild it's wilder than dodecaphony . It can be massive, and if it is, it's heavier, more gloomy, more overwhelming than Death or Doom. The bm style is a quintessence of freedom in the metal music. The only thing that is characteristic from that style is that it has really no special characteristics.
And one thing more: the subject of the lyrics and so-called philosophy that many bm albums contain. It can be pagan, satanistic, socialist, neonazi, thelemic, atheistic etc. etc. But don't look and that, you don't need to be pagan to listen pagan. I'm a christian, and i hate nazizm or socialism, but i love most Drudkh, Hate Forest and Burzum. Don't be too true! Be yourself. Be like black metal - authentic
black metal: Nokturnal Mortum, Immortal, Mayhem, Darkthrone, Gehenna, Menhir
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hott,sexy werewolf. aslo funny,caring,and all around nice guy. raising the standards for boyfriends all over the world.
me:*sigh*
friend:staring at jacob black again?
me:*sigh*
friend:... i'll take that as a yes
me:*sigh*
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An alcoholic cocktail originated in the Bay Area. The Black Superman is a potent drink and only the strong will survive it. BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse has perfected this drink. Definitely not for the lightweights. After a few of these, you’ll believe you can fly too.
The recipe is as follows:
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda (optional)
Float 1/2 oz Chambord
Garnish with lemon or Maraschino cherry
“Bartender, I’ll have a Black Superman. I plan on going up, up and away tonight.”
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