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Mr. Mark can I go to the bathroom?
I dont know can you?
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Words said before copystriking a pewdiepie video.
And then act like you didn't do it
*see's a pewdiepie video in where he calls me a thot*
Alinity: (Chewing loudly) Yo i'm going to copystrike his video, just for that word
(Yelling) YO CAN WE COPYSTRIKE PEWDIEPIE? LIKE RIGHT NOW? HE JUST CALLED US TWITCH THOTS
the act of achieving either orgasm or ejaculation or both without the help of a partner.
darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.
matt: so you can your own peaches?
darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.
A line from the 2012 Universel Pictures and Illumination Lorax during the Onceler's song "How Bad Can I Be?"
Me: Hey have you seen How Bad Can I Be?
Him: Yes
When you are so obsessed with The Book of Life that you search up the lyrics to one of the songs
You: (under your breath)"Love can truly live" other person: "shut up"
An insult for someone with with glasses and braces
Bruh that dude is a four eyed tin can
slang for "can i fuck you please?"
damn shes hot, i wonder if i can get a piece?
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