A sexual act involving two men coating their hard cocks in maple syrup and sucking each other off followed by one of the men being bent over the Stanley Cup and sodomized by a pair of antlers.
Canada's History is very difficult to do.
A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.
I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.
A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert can't describe it on the air. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
Fitting it all in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's History
The act of defecating on someone's forehead after eating an entire pound of Canadian bacon.
Dude, all that Canadian bacon is making it kinda hard for me to perform Canada's History. I may need a laxative.
A descriptive term for unimpressive male sexual performance.
As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."
When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.
OMG Mary I got my first Canada's history last night and now everyone knows where I've been.
A depraved sexual act that involves the fat end of the hockey stick, an adoloesent moose antler, 13 ounces of maple syrup, and a black and white photo of Jim Carrey as the cable guy... It was crafted for centuries and stolen from the minds of ancient african warlords.
User beware: Canada's History has resulted in 3 deaths, 96 broken bones, and 3 lost dogs since it's introdution to North American in the early 20th century.