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Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.

My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!

by Slimcady August 2, 2022


french fry cock

Small, skinny black cock. So-called in irony due to the myth that black men are better endowed than white or Asian men.

Therefore, girls are amused when they see a french fry cock.

Dude, you've got a french fry cock! It's smaller than my white ex-boyfriend's!

by katielicious_xxx February 13, 2010

56๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


wahburger and french cries

what you give someone when they are being whiny bitches and acting like they are the only one in the world with problems

If Lauren says "Geez that jerk didn't even hold the door for me". You can respond with "you want a wahburger and french cries?"

by Reality!! February 15, 2012

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Anna and the French Kiss

Awesomest romantic book in the world about friends who live in a boarding school in Paris. Some side effects will be not being able to let go of the book, extreme contentment and the desire to live in the book. So overall its a darn good book.

"Wow that girl ,Abby, looks like she fell in love."
"Ya she just finished reading Anna and the French Kiss!"

by Tvery January 9, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty French Horn

To eat a girl's ass while fingering her as if you were cupping a french horn while playing it.

I did the Rusty French Horn after the Opera.

by Kilowog1 April 25, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


mexican french horn

Term for leaf blowers, such as those used by gardeners.

Wow, it's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican french horns.

by dannyb November 22, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


French Baton Twirler

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent

My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler

by BassSpike October 15, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž