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When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:
1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.
See also jackhammering
I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.
The challenge in which you smash a hammer against your testicles.
"Bro Johnny totally did the nut hammer challenge last night"
"Must hurt really bad cause I heard him scream from across town"
When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way
Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style
When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it
Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand
A term used to describe how drunk you are. If you are very drunk, the 'green hammer' will exit your body.
Shut the f**k up Burtnick. He’s hammering
“I’m hammering tommy fury”