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Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.
Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.
Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!
A person who is ghetto and will never change. They may carry themselves classy, but deep down they are a product of the hood and does everything in a "Hood" manner. They have their own grammar, understanding, beliefs and at least one family member who's in prison.
Also, a woman/girl can be turned into {Hood Crazyif she dates a guy who exposes her to his hood.
"He do not know how to act in the suburbs, because he's too Hood Crazy"
OR
"Ever since she started dating that guy, she's been acting Hood Crazy
The hood way to make a "grilled cheese" but instead of using a stove, you microwave the bread and cheese
"Bro im hungry"
"You want a hood grilled cheese?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"
A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.
She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.
This mf was trained by Batman. He has a killers Metallety.yes he can say the tf you thinking? He has two glocks he rocks black tims he fucked up Batman and made the joker rethink his sins
A vagina, one in which you'd like to eat like bacon.
Man! I when to chow town on some top tier pig hood last night!
Unlike an ABG, a Hood Hunnie has the following characteristics:
1. Likes guys with a doo-rag and street cred.
2. are into hardcore rap music a lot more than EDM.
3. Usually from a lower-class family or at least pretend to be.
4. REAL as it gets, tell it to you straight every day of the week (for reference listen to "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo).
5. Can get down with you, left, right upside down, inside out, whatever you need Mr. Hood.
6. A Real Friend- someone you want to keep around, unlike them Fake Friends (Reference- "Fake Friends" by Joel Adams)
7. Drinks Boba without the Balls.
8. "A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me"
Oh shoot ,you met that Hood Hunnie last night? Don't tell your ABG girl she might just jelly and not take you to Coachella next year...