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Jacob

a lil slant eye that doesn't know his place

"Look at Jacob. Are his eyes even open?"
"I think hes sleeping bro."

by grande lata spread amigo October 6, 2022


Jacob

Wake up. Wake up. Your friends aren’t real. Your family misses you. Wake up.

Jacob…Wake up please. It’s me your mom. Please wake up!!!

by MoochieMan February 9, 2022


Jacob

Jacob is one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. Some could say he’s crazy but when you get to know him, he has a soft spot. Always the life of the party and the smile to your day. He’s very popular with the girls, because of his amazing looks and personality. If you ever meet a Jacob stick with him or his friends and take the chance. Trust me you won’t regret it.

Whos that hottie?”
”Yeah, that's Jacob.”
”Haha, he looks hilarious!”
”Go talk to him!”

by geydhjs August 15, 2018


Jacob

The most amazing guy in the world, will treat you with the most respect and loyalty.

cares so much for everyone, and has such a big heart. Jacob is sweet, fun, loving, caring, sporty and handsome af

"jacob is so sporty I wish I was as good as him"

by xoxoariella July 27, 2021


Jacob

He's the most amazing person In the world. I love Jacob, and I'm so happy to be with him. Anyone who has a Jacob should consider themselves lucky. Jacob is kind, handsome, caring, outgoing, confident, a goo listener, a good protector etc. He will listen to your stories, he'll wake up in the middle of the night if you have a nightmare, or if your hungry, because that's what a Jacob does. He cares about you before he cares about himself. He's not afraid to take risks, and has his head on straight. Jacob is the love of my life, and anyone who finds a Jacob one day will be happy for the rest of there lives.

If you want a handsome, loving boyfriend, get a JACOB. Jacob is more amazing than Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise put together with cake on top!!!

by iwasneverherehehehehee March 12, 2022


Jacob

Someone who makes u feel comfortable and happy :)) Small interactions with them are the best, for real. He's a gentleman, gives you butterflies in your stomach and makes you feel like you're enough. He's either super clueless or just acting dumb, so just say what you wanna tell him directly.

"Who's the guy you tell your friends about?"
"Jacob.."

"Hey, I've liked you for a long time"
"What?!"
"I've been giving you hints since before..."

by rosesforyou October 9, 2022


Jacob Salami

A fat ass who likes to nut to fortnite porn

I am not like a Jacob Salami.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021