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"ur mom", typically used in memeing, is a horrible way to roast ur friends.
Me: Hey, whats the maths answer for question 8?
You: Ur mom.
Ur mom is a common insult commonly used by teens.
Billy Bob joe: you are a sussy baka UwU
Dora the explora: No Ur mom
A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.
I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.
(n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.
Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls is a "plastic mom."
A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward and cool as the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow.
Dude, that girl is totally gonna be a "Bekah's Mom" someday!
A middle-aged woman ranging from the ages of mid 20's to 40's. Feels entitled at any moment to brag that her daughter is the best. Speeds 25 mph over and buys Starbucks every other hour. Schedules team bondings every week and demands her daughter has playing time. Tries to befriend the coach and manage everything. No matter what she does her daughter is still unhappy.
"At the tournament I saw so many Volleyball moms it hurt"