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To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.
"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."
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"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."
A derogatory, antivaxxing term used to describe someone who has received a vaccine that is perceived to be less effective than others. It is often used in a social-political context and relying on dubious or selective information.
Jane: Hey, which vaccine did you get?
John: I got the PB&J.
Jane: Dude! Don’t tell anybody else that. You don’t want to be treated as a second-class vaccitizen.
When you have to work Saturday so Friday becomes Thursday.
I love working second Thursday. Not like I didn't have to do anything on Saturday.
The act of breathing in the second hand smoke of a heavy smoker in order to get a fix without smoking yourself.
James: Look at that guy smoking over there
Steve: Oh yeah I could totally go for enjoying that second hand
Second-cousin-twice-removed (2C2R).
My second-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.
This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.
As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.
The amount of time I waste in a week.
Hym "The meaning of my life is not conditional and doesn't not correlate with productivity. I've never wasted a single second in my entire God damn life. 0 seconds wasted."