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Masturbation of the male genitals
Touching the tortoise- masturbation
My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them
Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.
Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"
Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
This was a phrase said by J-hope when they we're going on L.A and they needed to speak English when it was Jimin's turn he said "ssshh" with his index finger on his mouth when he said that some of Jimin's saliva went on Hobi's face and he said "DoNt ToUcH mY fAcUe" cuz of course Jimin's smol finger was dirty bc of his saliva, also its face not facue but back then they werent really fluent much in english so it sounded like "facue"...
H: How are u?
Y: Ssshh im sleeping...
*tries to hug H*
H: No No No
H: Dont touch my facue
Y: whatevah..
can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.
Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.
Madonna is getting so old so old her photoshoots require a NASA "Touch Up".