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An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.
*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."
When you say something once but people dum af
You've said that like a million times
when a person you are on facetime with (usually a female) goes on pause instead of staying on facetime aka the main reason you called her
me: omg alli get off pause time
her: oh my god
time for going to sleep
"if he doesn't get back here soon, we're gonna be here until sleepy time"
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An invisible concave barrier that separates Manitoulin Island, a place where it is perfectly acceptable to be drunk before noon, from the outside world.
When passing through this barrier, by means of swing bridge or boat, the time space continuum slows down due to the island's laid back attitude.
1) Everyone is driving so slow!
"They can't help it, they're on island time."
2) Drinking? At this time in the morning?
"Relax, we're on island time now!"
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The phenomenon at Clark University in Worcester, MA where everything from classes, to exams, to meals, to concerts, and even graduation proceedings start anywhere between 15 minutes and 1 hour after the scheduled start time.
So does Jamnesty start at 8pm real time or Clark Time?
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1. A usually depressing addiction of constantly thinking about the concept of time. Typically caused by recreational drug use (Marijuana, Acid, etc.). Thoughts include:
-Always thinking about the past, and not the present.
-How time is "speeding up" almost exponentially as life goes on.
-The history of the universe, or of human existence.
Bryan: OMG 9/11 was 8 fucking years ago!? No way!
Beau: Dude you seriously have a major time addiction.
Buffalo Bill: I cannot believe its been over 10 years since Silence of the Lambs came out, time is flying by.
Clarice: Yea, I think about that everyday it seems like. We both a have a bad time addiction.
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