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When some says you cant do something cause your weak you say" Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years"
this pound of bricks is way to heavy for you bruh
Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years
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This type of girl uses "u","ur" and "r" for "are" also tries to be quirky by typing lIkE tHiS.
Also tries to get a boyfriend occasionally, but ends up not getting the boyfriend and they block her, and she doesn't know why when she literally said "ur so hot be my boyyyy omg I bet u r so pretty daddy *insert creepy emoji cause I'm on PC and i don't know how to enable emojis*" She's also a pick-me girl when at school or high school.
"Seriously, that girl is the average 14-13 year old girl on discord , She's just so.. creepy when she wants a boyfriend on discord."
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Like a 40 year old man
choking a girl scout -
No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong
And will be seen as the bad guy .
Due to him being older and stronger
He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.
Mildred: Harvey you as wrong Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout.
Harvey : I don't care
Tiktok: im_lxcid0
A 12 yr old that momma left them So they didn’t get hugged by their mom AND they dont get hugged by any girls/boys So they resort to kissing their cousin’s....sad ass Touch starved motherless 12 year old😕
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the jar of peanut butter at the back of your cabinet that you forgot about
bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.
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From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.
"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
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No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
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