A Man with a dump truck of an ass
Oh daymmm, look at that Felix Tansey-Thomas. That thing is juicy
A very sexy man, of whom Sammy Machlachganahshan is betrothed to.
This is a rare creature, who you will often seeing feasting on garden dirt, and flossing his fangs with grass.
This man should not be approached under any circumstance, unless you wish to talk about trees with him, in which case he will flounder around like a puppy and ask many questions about the women in your life.
If you wish to feed this noble creature, it primarily feasts on mud, meat and anything alcoholic, especially gin (disgusting I know).
That man Thomas Richardsoned that bike.
Jesus that man sure does love bikes.
Did I see him j*rking off to a bike?
I think he likes bikes an awful lot.
I'm gonna find Susan Brown.
An anorexic creature who lives in the dark depths of the Minecraft Nether Realm. Extremely deadly, to summon a Godman, you must first use 3 bone blocks and 1 fish named Gary. He is the "gay"ton's worst enemy and is known for his lack of brains, and anorexic skinny penis.
I finally summoned that Thomas Godman boss! What a skinny cunt!
The slave of Camille. Really obedient. Stands for Ugly Slave.
Someone : who's dat stupid hoe?
Camille : oh it's nothing, just Thomas (U.S)
The post-hardcore Trent Reznor
Thomas Erak is the post-hardcore version of Trent Reznor.
Joshua Dylan Thomas is a ugly person but very smart. Likes to use electronics and is good at them. He likes to play videogames but isn't the greatest at them. Girls tend to hate or not think he's a cool guy but once they know him they think he's funny and a interesting guy.
Hi Joshua Dylan Thomas want to play videogames?
a ginger child who watches modern family and likes ur mum haha get got
'are you Thomas Donaldson'
'no, i dont watch modern family and like your mum haha get got'
'fuck off'
'why the fuck am i talking to myself'