butter tits

A man or woman with disgusting, fat, floppy boobs.

I can't help that i'm over-weight

Hey fuckyou (butter tits), get out of my face!

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Bacon Tits

Large male tits that hang down and when heated produce large amounts of grease under the tit area.

Fat Bastard has nice bacon tits from Austin Powers.

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Tonka Tits

A pair of unbreakable, industrial-grade pecs or breasts. Used when referring to a muscular person, with available diesel features such as a huge, grisly chest and cannons for arms. This person might also come equipped standard with tonka tits and two beast modes.

-Look at that guy on bench over there - he can't put that kinda weight up!
-Man's got tonka tits - yes he can!

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Left Tit

A good thing.

"You're a left tit Davey!"
'Love you too Senan."

"That's left-titted!"

"Left Tit in the Attic."

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tit wank

The act in which a male places his erect penis in between a womans breasts and then the woman pushes them in out towards the erect penis. The man rubs his penis up and down the chest causing a perl neclase to leave the mans bell end, and form around the front of the chest of the woman. During such a proccess the woman does not orgasm

After making my cliterus intense, i repaid him by giving him a tit wank, him being so generous offered me a pearl neckless also for which i repaid him with head.

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hangy tits

when the breasts of a woman extend down to or past her belly button.

Damn, grandma has some hangy tits!!
Yeah but her pussy is still tighter than a turtles ass isnt it?

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senior tits

A phrase used to motivate one's self to reevaluate or overcome a situation.

Originated when two freshman in Bayside HS were able to grab the bountiful fruits of a senior, in an occupied auditorium accompanied by upperclassmen watching. The story went as like this: A senior offers a free feel up, during conversation. A skeptical sophomore is too afraid to dare touch 'em lumps of gold, so a curious freshman in the conversation decides to seize his opportunity and strike while the iron is hot.

Senior: Just go for it.
Soph: -Skeptical- Now that your asking me to do it I can't.
Senior: *Psshh*
Freshman: *Taps on Senior's shoulder* Do you mind?
Senior: No.
Freshman: *feels her up*

Senior tits was made.

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