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charlie sheen
charlie sheen is a character played by charlie harper
in charlie harper's "my dick and me" tv series he plays an old masturbation addicted pianist that lives in his brother's house and tries to avoid masturbation by unpayed prostitution, he is married to berta the housemaid and has alcohol addiction, he is often blackmailed by his 20 yrs younger mother for oral intercourse. the whole series is about his queen feministic experiences with females and his narcism that was caused by sheen's exwife rose lynskey prostata experiments on him
charlie harper gets 1 000 000 per episode on MY DICK AND ME playing charlie sheen
charlie sheen signed his contract for another 3 seasons of MY DICK AND ME on 18th of may 2010 after rumors that supposed that charlie have ended the career
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Someone who has watched a lot Charlie Bronson movies and bases everything they do in real life off of them. Symptoms include carrying around 30 pounds of rope and trying to climb through an air-vent. Often one and the same with Boondockians - people who are obsessed with The Boondock Saints.
Oh, fuck you! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson Wannabe that's getting us fucking lost! ~ Murphy McManus (The Boondock Saints)
The action of: doing drugs, drinking, partying hard and of course winning!
Guy:I'm going To Do a Charlie Sheen tonight and party hard!
Guy: I lost my job but, it's ok I'm doing a Charlie Sheen and winning!
A person whose only goal is to have a good time, and they are good at it. They are the absolute best to hang out with but at the same time you can tell they will amount to nothing in life.
Last night we were sitting around and nothing was happening until my best bro arrived and I don't really remember what happened next except there was definitely a naked lady kegstand contest somewhere around 6am before I passed out.
I heard he got fired for puking on his boss when he went in at 9:00. His mom says he's gonna end up just a good time charlie like his dad, but damn I love partying with that guy.
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Charlie Sheen Winning (also known as CSW for short) Is a disorder in which one feels that no matter what they do, they are always "winning" at life. CSW is quite similar to insanity except with CSW, you KNOW you're being crazy. You just don't give a fuck.
Micheal: "I have two porn star girlfriends who watch my kids and cook food while I do some nasty things to them in the bedroom! And I have NO idea what to buy next!"
Zack: "Damn man, you must be Charlie Sheen Winning!"
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queen of tiktok has 100m followers best tiktoker alive, has haters that are jealous clowns who call them selfs "the boys" like ew get tf? Charli is a queen she's beautiful and cute she's kind nice and sweet
person 1: look its Charli D'Amelio I wish I could be friends with her:(
person 2: me too :(
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When a person gets paid much more than what they're objectively worth, thereby giving them a God complex. They become immortal and infallible in their own minds. Can often be seen in government employees and managerial staff.
You: "Can you please sign this paperwork?"
Boss: "I could...Or I could not, then blame it on you, then snort cocaine! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
You: "You really get paid too much for what you do...I suspect you have Charlie Sheen Syndrome"
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