What's behind door number one

1. Death. "Door number one" is the coffin lid, the ground above the grave or the gravestone.

2. Severe consequence.

"You want to jump off, Jamf, or do you want what's behind door number one?"

"Do you think H likes what he found behind door #1?"

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Let My Love Open the Door

When people keep repeating
That you'll never fall in love
When everybody keeps retreating
But you can't seem to get enough
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart (let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door)
(Let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door)
When everything feels all over
Everybody seems unkind
I'll give you a four-leaf clover
Take all worry out of your mind
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart (let my love open the door, ooh)
To your heart (let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door, ooh)
The only key to your heart
That can stop you falling apart
Try today, you'll find this way
Come on and give me a chance to say

Let my love open the door
It's all I'm livin' for
Release yourself from misery
There's only one thing gonna set you free
That's my love
That's my love
Let my love open the door (ooh)
Let my love open the door (ooh)
Let my love open the door (ooh)
Let my love open the door
When tragedy befalls you (ooh)
Don't let it drag you down
Love can cure your problems (ooh)
You're so lucky I'm around
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart

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kick her back doors in

Have rough sex.

'I would love to kick her back doors in'.

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I slammed my penith in the car door

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

Lumpy shit taste my door

1.) When a monkey sneaks up behind you and jams his finger in your ass.
2.) When you sneak up on a monkey and make it give you a handjob.

Cody-"Damn, that monkey snuck up on me and gave me a Lumpy shit taste my door"
Ryan- "Hahahaha Lick me"

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I thlammed my penith in the car door

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.

I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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banged me like a cheap screen door

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.

I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.

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