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Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
When your poo is stuck in your pipe and just isnt for budging.
I just had a while dose of toilet teaser the other day. Okay now after 3 bottles of laxative.
The highest rank of KKK. They behead people and kill monkeys all day every day.
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what my high ass called a box of tissues
p1. hand me that
p2. what?
p1. the- the uh- the toilet diapers
both. hysterical laughing
The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll
Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro
when two things are similar but not the same
“what was that movie called again? space wars?
“oh star wars?”
“yea same shit different toilet”