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When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.
Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.
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When a woman gets in your and sucks your dick
Bro I just got some quick top by my tinder match
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The act of sniping the top corner in hockey. A shortened version of "top shelf, where grandma keeps the cookies".
I just sniped top cookies after a nice backhand toe dizzle.
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“Top Dog” is usually powerful and good looking, You can even challenge for top dog.
(Chase) is challenging the top dog
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When you do something so shameful that you should've been "hitting rock bottom", but it was absolutely hilarious, so you're considered to hit ROCK TOP instead.
She pissed on a hippy last weekend. She hit rock top.
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A nickname for a tube top partly, because tube tops focus on the breast area
Where's my boob top?boob, top, tube,top, skankt
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During homosexual sex between men; the person who is penetrating.
When Bill and I express our love for each other, I'm the power top...I like giving it to Bill.
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