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When a crackhead rides on the train with you. As soon as he rides, it automatically becomes a J-Train.
hey man, I was taking the Metro line in L.A. and some crackhead hopped on and before I knew it, I was on the J-Train.
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When 3 or more people hot glue the tips of their penises and inserts them into the person in front of them while the conga line dance plays in the background.
Simon-Hey Steve do you want to have a Texas sex train with me and Johnny?
Steve-No my tip is still sore from last nights
Simon-Pussy
The feeling after being on a bender which offers up sweats, chills and shakes along with disturbed sleep and horrible dreams.
How are you feeling after that 3 day bender?
Aw man, a was riding the ghost train all last night, I feel like shit!
When people have paychecks coming from the federal government and are biased towards passing laws that benefit themselves and their families they are riding the gubment gravy train.
When massive numbers of people living in DC have their best interest in passing laws for themselves while forgetting about the rest of the nation. They would be riding the gubment gravy train.
A medical assisting term that defines the feeling of exuberance when you get done collecting a fresh medical specimen.
When I stuck that vain and saw that flash in the chamber I yeald SUUUUWWWWEEEEE!!!!####!!######!!!!!!!$$!!!!!! Alabama butter train!!!!!!!!
3 or more people taking a turn shoving it in your hoes
Tammy, you really let the whole frat house run a train on you
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The ancient Mach-1 Skytrains in Vancouver. The front and back of each car have a small door, and when looking at that in combination of the shape of the train around that door, it looks just like an outhouse. Not only that, it has been known in the past and still occurs occasionally, to function as one, where people will use the space of where the fold down seats are just behind the small door, to take a poo poo!
These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.
1. Oh no, I just got poop-sandwiched by the poop poo train, had I been a little earlier or later to arrive at the station I would have boarded a Mach2 or Mach3 train!
2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!
3. Guess the people who designed the train wasn't paying attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!