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When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.
Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick
When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...
ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?
Another euphemism for a vagina.
1. ) It's hard to focus on physics when my mind is filled with thoughts of my study buddy's trick slit.
2.) It was me and that trick slit all night last night, bro.
When a guy claims he's hung but when he pulls down his pants, he's average or less.
Christof dick-tricked me. He said he's packin' 8 inches, but he only pulled out 6.
When a guy thinks he had sex with a chick, but discovers he was with a pre op tranny.
Dude thought he took a hottie home from the bar but he got dick tricked.
A person with a curved neck (aka) A person that has had a curved object jammed down there neck over and over again ..
E Mac is with that curved neck trick Felicia again .her neck is really curved
Someone you find incredibly attractive/ Someone you would vigorously ride.
See that guy over there? Hula hoop tricks on it.