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When the situation changes unexpectedly such that everything goes to shit.
When Trump got elected it was quite the turd of events.
The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!
A recording of an individual evacuating their bowels, sent to someone else
Jibs sent Old Roy turd notes everyday for a week, some were exceptionally sloppy
A place of absolute bliss, an oasis if you will…Usually smells like rotten eggs and gas station subs. Only the coolest of the cool can visit here.
The waiting list to get into Turd Island is very long
The ugliest, darkest color of turd.
Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.
What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.
Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!
rat turd is used as an insult when someone does something stupid in a video game, or when they doing your mom
Person 1: What if I drop into the spikes?
Person 2: You fucking rat turd, why the hell would you do that?