Random
Source Code
Random
The immensely satisfying poop that comes after waiting just the right amount of time.
Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "Yeah mate. Just had a Goldilocks Turd and I feel wonderful."
Amsterdam only definition:
a polish dude that sleeps in your cupboard while your not watching.
"dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.
"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"
What you call a person who robs homeless people
"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."
A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. I’m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.
“Look at that guy, he’s a turd burglar. I would be scared of that god amongst men.”
A thief that prowls the night looking for its next victims turd to take home to his or her fellow loved turglars, they do not care if it is a man, woman, child or armadillo their turd will be taken.
The turd burglar has struck again